I know, I know. I should be studying now but I haven't blog for quite awhile. So here it goes…
I've been re-reading all of my posts recently and I found out that I've been writing it super short. So today I'm going to make it up with a little, itsy, bitsy longer. Hehe..
Today school was okay. Nothing special except for that one little incident where this one particular teacher kind of 'tickle' me.
Yup! She TICKLES me.
How it happened?
A chilly day started off with me knowing that my class will have to stay in the chemistry lab just because those stupid people wanted to re-paint the old block, so all the classes had to be remove to God knows where.
My class as far as I know have to stay all day long at the chemistry lab because some class has been ordered to move there. So there we were, sitting on the stool which pretty much hurts our bum because it was made out from some stupid wood.
OUCH!
After the first two periods ended, we thought our chemistry teacher's going to come in but instead the head-strong-loud-voice-homework-giver English teacher came in.
But of course I'm not going to tell you what's her name..
Yes, it's a she.
Back to the story. She came in and started to ask whether anybody has got a pencil sharpener ( Hello! News flash! Since when did anybody bring pencil sharpener after primary school?). *Silence or in mandarin 'an jing' as I learn it from Sue Ann*.
Nobody responded. Everybody including me were looking at her as if she was some alien that has just landed on the land and asking something that didn't exist on earth.
She broke the silence when she started to ask "Why are you all looking at me like that?".
Well first of all, no teacher asks for a pencil sharpener as soon as they step into a class. Two, you didn't even say 'Good Morning'. Yeah, I was going to say that but instead I kept my superbly big mouth from doing it and getting into trouble.
She spotted this huge pencil case which were quite near to me and asked whether there were any pencil sharpener. So Sue Ann who was sitting next to it looked around. Guess what? Somebody DID bring pencil sharpener to school.
So she started to sharp it, and sharp it, and sharp it and so on and so on….
"What is the name of the main character in The Lotus Eater?" a loud voice that was so familiar said next to my ear.
I was extremely shocked!
Hello! Can't you give some 'Good Morning' first?
I tried to be calm as I answered her and guess what did my first answer came out? " I forgot teacher!"
"Forgot is not the answer!"
And there came the attack of her pinching fingers! Well, she wasn't actually pinching me. Her fingers barely touch my clothes but as a response from my body, I felt very tickle-ish.
She tried to pinch me at the other side but didn't get the chance since I was screaming and laughing superbly hard until my tears were coming out endlessly. She stopped as she spotted my teary-red eyes.
Yes, I've been known to pour out my tears whenever I laugh. Don't blame me but it just happens. Automatically. In my dictionary, tears pouring out doesn't mean that I'm crying.
As I was the 'good' student, I said to her "Don’t worry about my eyes. They just pour out tears whenever I laugh". Her replied kind of made me mad but I didn't exactly show it. I WAS trying to be nice to her and expecting her to reciprocate just as nice but NO. She wasn't going to be nice.
Instead she replied me with a very disappointing reply. "You think I'm worried about your eyes?"
I was a bout to spank her head and punch her on the face and do some prank on her but before I had the chance she tickled me. AGAIN!
I was sitting half part of the stool and was slipping down and down.
So, one last thing to do. 'This is emergency' as I thought so ahem, ahem. I let out a scream, yell whatever you want to call it.
Yup!
A very high frequency with a super loud voice and the highest note that I can go. Thanks to the choir which I've been practicing with early this year, I managed to let out a superbly high one. Yippies to me!!!!
"God! You can certainly beat Mariah Carey with that voice!"
Yes! It worked! At last she let me free into the fresh air and let me breath. Cheh!
My eyes were bloody red all thanks to the tears that came out from the tickling. From that moment on, I swear to myself I'm going to sit as far as possible whenever that woman steps into the same place with me.
She spent the entire period with her lecturing of being ready for the exam and to revise everything. Hello! WE know that already. We're doing our best.
We were all relieved when she ended her lecture. And yes, she stepped out of the lab without any 'Goodbye'. Damn! I really wish I could spank her. Maybe some other time.
Hehe… (evil grin)
Willwritelater XP
